{"id":257,"date":"2008-12-04T23:51:52","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T23:51:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/supaproofread.com\/blog\/?p=257"},"modified":"2023-10-17T14:29:09","modified_gmt":"2023-10-17T14:29:09","slug":"english-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.supaproofread.com\/blog\/english-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"English Rules!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had a brilliant Christmas Day with my family! I spent the day at my ex-wife’s with our children and stuffed myself silly with ham and turkey. Yes, I do have a happy divorce from my ex-wife which is why we are like brother and sister today \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

One of my son’s presents was “i before e (except after c)” by Judy Parkinson and is a throw back to “old-school ways to remember stuff” – I just loved reading it, not least for the nostalgia and also to give me something to post about and “Yes, yes, yes!” – I’m scraping the barrel but give me a break, it is Christmas!<\/p>\n

One of the verses used to educate the little darlings of 1855 was written by David Tower and Benjamin Tweed and it goes like this:<\/p>\n

“Three little words you often see
\nAre articles<\/strong>: a,an and the.<\/p>\n

A noun’s<\/strong> the name of anything,
\nAs: school or garden, toy or swing.
\n
\nAdjective<\/strong>s tell the kind of noun,
\nAs: great,small, pretty, white or brown.<\/p>\n

Verbs<\/strong> tell of something being done,
\nTo read, write, count, sing, jump or run.<\/p>\n

How things are done, the adverbs<\/strong> tell,
\nAs: slowly, quickly, badly, well.<\/p>\n

Conjunctions<\/strong> join the words together,
\nAs: men and women, wind or weather.<\/p>\n

The preposition<\/strong> stands before
\nA noun as: in or through a door.<\/p>\n

The interjection<\/strong> shows surprise
\nAs: Oh, how pretty! or Ah! How wise!<\/p>\n

The whole are called the parts of speech,
\nWhich reading, writing, speaking teach.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The book then went on to deal with punctuation in poetic fashion; Cecil Hartley wrote “Principles of Punctuation” in 1818:<\/p>\n

“The stops point out, with truth, the time of pause
\nA sentence doth require at ev’ry clause.
\nAt ev’ry comma, stop while one you count;
\nAt semicolon, two is the amount;
\nA colon doth require the time of three;
\nThe period four, as learned men agree.”<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now I think learning English was made a lot more fun in the olden days than it certainly was for me, but then again back in 1818 I’d probably be a chimney sweep covered in soot, a powder monkey getting blown up in a battleship or dying of malnutrition in a cotton mill at the age of 6.<\/p>\n

Halcyon Days!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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